Check Out Jimmy Kimmel Brutally Slam United Airlines with This Parody Ad

United Airlines will never recover from this one. ABC late night show host, Jimmy Kimmel, roasted the Chicago based airline in his show on Monday.

Outrage erupted worldwide after a video was posted on social media showing a passenger being forcibly dragged and removed from a United Airline flight from Chicago O’Hare International Airport. The passengers were already seated on the flight, which was traveling to Louisville.
Kimmel in his show, first slammed United’s CEO for apologizing hours later for facing the need to “re-accommodate” passengers. Getting a kick out of the term re-accommodate, Kimmel joked, “This is like when we re-accommodated El Chapo out of Mexico.”
Later on, he made this commercial, which is a parody ad for United Airlines holding the tagline “United Airlines: F**k you.” Kimmel also quipped, “That’s how my mother used to get me out of bed to go to school.” Pretty cool, right?

The ad features a gentle voice of a beautiful flight attendant, who is telling customers how United “drags your ass off the plane” politely. The voice further states, “We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say and there won’t be a problem. Capiche? If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough (expletive). Give us a problem, and we’ll drag your ass off the plane. And if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly, you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device.”
Kimmel adds, “I don’t even understand this, by the way. I’ve been to 100 games in stadiums with 50,000 seats, they never sell the seat two times to one person, but for some reason, airlines cannot figure this out.”
The original video of the abused passenger was initially released on Sunday, April 10th. Since then, despite the aircraft’s apology, its repeatedly being shared multiple times on Twitter and Facebook.
Numerous celebrities, social media users and even United’s long-time customers are expressing their backlash for the airline’s audacity.

The incident was provoked when United’s staff announced to its seated passengers that four people had to leave due to overbooking. They offered compensation for anyone who volunteered. When no one came forward to give up their seats, the manager randomly selected four passengers who were asked to get going.
One of the passengers, an Asian doctor, David Dao, refused to leave claiming he was a doctor who needed to see his patients. After that, security is seen forcibly removing him from his seat, all the same he is screaming “Just kill me”.
Disoriented with injuries and bleeding from his mouth, the man was dragged off all the way to the aisle of the plane. The Chicago Police Department reported him to be under non-threatening medical attention in Chicago hospital.
The Chicago Department of Aviation released a statement saying, “The incident on United flight 3411 was not in accordance with our standard operating procedure and the actions of the aviation security officer are obviously not condoned by the Department. That officer has been placed on leave effective today pending a thorough review of the situation.”

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